step one: don’t be a dick
step two: failed step one
My favorite part of Phantom Blood is that Dio is such a spiteful little shit that he becomes a vampire just to one-up JoJo. It’s not that he even wants to be a vampire. He’s not an evil mastermind, he’s just a dick. That is hilarious to me.
*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow
♥ u had me at “trololol me gusta le meme” ♥
seriously tho, whose idea was kingdom hearts anyway
who went in front of a board and said “imagine this: final fantasy… but with disney, big shoes, disney, zippers, and disney”